A little shop with big opinions
Tuppence is a British sexual-wellness shop with a simple idea: buying this stuff should feel less like a clinic and less like a back alley — and a lot more like asking a friend with excellent taste.
Pleasure, without the awkwardness. That’s the whole brief.
Where we come from
We’re based in Soho, London — a neighbourhood that has never been shy about any of this. Most people arrive at a shop like ours with a question they’re slightly embarrassed to type. Our job is to answer it plainly, point you at the right thing, and get it to your door in packaging that gives absolutely nothing away.
The catalogue is big, but we’re not trying to sell you the whole thing. We’d rather help you find the one that actually suits you.
What we’re about
Straight answers, no blushing
Our guides and product notes are written like a well-informed mate would talk — no clinical jargon, no giggling. If a toy is loud, or not great for beginners, we say so.
Honest about what things are made of
Not everything on the market is body-safe silicone — plenty of toys use PVC, TPE or latex. We don’t pretend otherwise. Every product lists what it’s made of, so you can decide what you’re comfortable with. Here’s how we choose what to stock.
Discreet, start to finish
Plain, unbranded packaging. Tracked UK delivery. Nothing on the box, and nothing about the experience, announces what’s inside. Free UK delivery once your basket passes £40.
The Club
Tuppence Club is our free membership — points on everything you spend, early access and member perks, no catch. Join the Club (it’s genuinely free).
Browse by what you’re after, or let the 60-second quiz do the sorting.