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Tuppence Guides

Straight answers, no blushing

Honest buyer’s guides and how-tos — so you buy the one thing you should, not the thousand things you could.

Vibrators

Types of Vibrators, Explained

Bullet, wand, rabbit, suction and more — the friendly map to every type.

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Discretion

The Quietest Toys (Without Losing the Power)

Thin walls? The quietest toys that still deliver — and how to stay discreet.

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Start Here

Sex Toys 101: A Beginner’s Introduction

New to all this? The friendly overview, no assumptions.

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Vibrators

Choosing Your First Vibrator

Pick a first toy you’ll actually love — no jargon.

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Vibrators

The Rabbit, Explained

The world’s most famous toy, finally decoded.

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Lubes & Essentials

Water-Based vs Silicone Lube

The honest guide to the drawer’s most underrated bottle.

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For Couples

Toys for Couples: A Starter Guide

How to bring it up — and what to actually buy.

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Toys for Him

How to Choose a Prostate Massager

Calm, practical, and free of guesswork.

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Bondage

Bondage for Beginners

Softly does it — start light, stay safe, have fun.

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Toy Care

How to Clean & Care for Your Toys

Make a good toy last years, not weeks.

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How-to

How to Use a Bullet Vibrator

The smallest toy in the drawer, and one of the most versatile. Where to try it and how to build up.

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How-to

How to Use a Wand Massager

Broad, rumbly, seriously powerful. How to harness a wand without overdoing it.

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Solo play

Solo Play: A Beginner’s Guide

Getting to know yourself is the best foundation for pleasure of every kind — judgement-free.

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Technique

Sex Positions for Using Toys

Which positions actually make room for a toy — comfort, reach, and keeping everyone happy.

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Beginners

Anal Play for Beginners: The Complete Guide

The golden rules, starting small, the lube that matters, and staying comfortable throughout.

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How-to

How to Use a Dildo

No batteries, all control. Choosing the right one and getting the most from it.

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Beginners

Prostate Play for Beginners

The “P-spot” is one of the most rewarding, least-understood pleasures. A calm first-timer’s guide.

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Couples

Long-Distance & App-Controlled Play

App-controlled toys keep couples connected across any distance. Setup, play and etiquette.

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Couples

Introducing Toys to Your Relationship

Bringing a toy into a relationship is about adding, not fixing. How to raise it and choose together.

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Body basics

How to Find the G-Spot

Real, reachable and not remotely mysterious once you know where to look.

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Body basics

Sex Toy Materials & Body Safety, Explained

Not all materials are equal. What’s body-safe, what needs care, and how to tell.

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Bondage

Bondage & Kink: A Fuller Introduction

Ready to go beyond a blindfold? The building blocks, the gear, and the framework that keeps it safe.

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