Dildos
From lifelike to glass, curved to girthy — dildos for every hand, every angle and every level of experience.
A good dildo is the most versatile toy there is — no charging, no settings, just what you want, where you want it. Whether you’re after something realistic with a suction base for hands-free fun, a beginner-friendly curve for the G-spot or P-spot, or a weighty glass piece for temperature play, the right one comes down to size, material and shape.
Here are the ones we’d point you to first, plus a plain-English guide to picking a size and material you’ll actually reach for.
Tuppence’s top three
SilexD 7 inch Realistic Silicone Dual Density Dildo with Suction Cup and balls
£22.79Our pick of the bunch here — the one we’d point most people to.
View →Spectrum Nubby Textured Glass Dildo
£10.79Lovely value — an easy, no-fuss place to start.
View →SilexD 8.5 inch Remote Controlled Vibrating Girthy Silicone Dildo
£101.99If you’re happy to invest, this is the one to reach for.
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Loving Joy 4.5 Inch Silicone Dildo
£5.99Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Silicone Dildo with Suction Cup
£13.19Loving Joy 7 Inch Dildo with Balls Black
£17.99Loving Joy 8 Inch Dildo with Balls Black
£22.79Loving Joy 9.5 Inch Suction Cup Dildo Black
£33.59Adrien Lastic Dual Density Cushioned Core Vibrating Suction Cup Silicone Dildo 6.5 Inch
£39.59What size dildo should I choose?
If it’s your first, start smaller than you think — around 5 to 6 inches of insertable length and a modest girth. You can always size up. Length is easy to fixate on, but girth is what you feel most, so go gently there.
Silicone, glass or dual-density?
Body-safe silicone is the everyday hero — warm, flexible and easy to clean. Dual-density silicone adds a firm core inside a soft outer for a realistic feel. Glass is firm, beautifully smooth and brilliant for temperature play — just use plenty of water-based lube with any of them.
Dildo FAQs
✦ Are dildos good for beginners?
Yes — a smaller, curved silicone dildo is one of the easiest toys to start with. No batteries, no learning curve.
✦ What’s the difference between a dildo and a vibrator?
A dildo doesn’t vibrate — it’s about fill and feel. Many people own both. If you want buzz, see our vibrators for beginners.
✦ What lube should I use with a silicone dildo?
Water-based, always — silicone lube can degrade silicone toys over time. Glass and steel are fine with anything.
✦ How do I clean a dildo?
Warm water and a toy cleaner, or mild soap. Body-safe silicone and glass can be cleaned more thoroughly than porous materials — check the product’s listed material.